All I want for Christmas is…

A rest.

Actually, there are lots of things I want for Christmas, but ‘a rest’ is certainly near the top of the list.

‘More time’ would also be high up there. With five weeks until my book joins the millions of others on Amazon’s metaphorically creaking shelves, I have certainly been burning the candle at both ends. My internet usage of late has probably been on a par with that of the entire population of a small nation, as has my coffee consumption. After a day’s work, I come home, feed and vaguely interact with the kids (I talk, they grunt, I shout, they slam doors), and then I sit down for a few hours of hard slog with the aim of promoting my book.

I won’t bore you with the intricate details of this week’s admin, but it is all being done with the aim of shoving ‘Six Months to Get a Life’ under the noses of avid readers of that sort of thing on or as close to 21st January, the book’s launch date.

Other things I want for Christmas include bloggers agreeing to review the book, and opportunities to guest post or post author interviews in places frequented by discerning readers. Actually I might be a lot of things but I’m not a snob – the readers don’t have to be particularly discerning. I am having a good amount of success in this respect, but call me greedy if you like because I want more!

For Christmas I want my publicist to produce the killer press release. You know, the one that persuades The Daily Mail, The New York Times and the Wimbledon Village Women’s Institute to shout about my book. I am talking to my publicist this afternoon. I have had a few thoughts about headlines. What about ‘Six Months to Get a Life’: the best work of fiction since The…’ (no, let’s not go there, I might lose half my readers!) Maybe I had better leave it to a professional.

I would actually like a physical copy of my book for Christmas too – my author services partners are still working on it, so I haven’t felt it in my sweaty palms yet. I have lots of marketing ideas to pursue once I have the book to play with.

Oh how I envy my sons. They wrote their Christmas lists last week. ‘Dear Santa,’ my eldest wrote, ‘I would love an X Box with the latest Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto games.’ He is fourteen – you can see we have brought him up well. He went on to list other things he would like, including a rainbow and a unicorn. I am not sure why he wants a unicorn but I reckon he was really after the pot of gold, not the rainbow itself.

Sure, the pot of gold would be nice, but it isn’t top of my Christmas list. If thousands of people read ‘Six Months…’ then I will make a few quid, but what I am really after is the knowledge that people like my writing and are prepared to give up the time in their busy lives to read it. I crave the feedback.

Although come to think of it, the pot of gold might enable me to devote more time to my writing, which would be a present as valuable to me as anything anyone could give me.

My youngest son has got his own youtube channel. He wants some video recording equipment for Christmas. I might actually stump up for that, on the condition that he makes me a video book trailer. I have shied away from making one myself but I would be more than happy if my son, or even Father Christmas, feels minded to produce one for Christmas.

Other things I could do with for Christmas are a tech-savvy brain (or a PA), a new wardrobe in preparation for all those TV appearances and book signings (I quite like the cut of Lewis Hamilton’s jib – I wonder who his tailor is) and/or a celebrity friend or two who could say nice things about ‘Six Months…’ to their millions of followers.

A nice bottle of Rioja would be good. Oh, and obviously world peace and an end to suffering.

I have been a good boy this year, more out of circumstances than choice, but the big man doesn’t need to know that bit, does he?

What do you want for Christmas? Whatever it is, I hope you get it.


6 thoughts on “All I want for Christmas is…

  1. dustinbilyk December 15, 2014 / 2:49 pm

    I want exactly what you want Ben: a bit of success after a year of hard work and a bottle of expensive booze to celebrate. Is that too much to ask? Perhaps. But we can always dream (about the expensive booze, of course).

    Let me know if you’re interested in a review. Just follow me back and we can hook up through e-mail. Cheers, and best of luck to your bladder with all that coffee and future good lucks to your liver over the Christmas holidays and beyond.

    • Ben Adams December 15, 2014 / 6:51 pm

      Dustin, bring on the festive season! I have messaged you via FB. Have a great day.

  2. Hugh's Views and News December 15, 2014 / 5:22 pm

    Ben, if you looking for a review and interview then head over to Lit World Interviews on here.

    I’m part of the book review team there and I’m sure Ronovan, who runs the site, would be delighted to do an interview with you. Just tell him I sent you.

    Merry Christmas to you.

    • Ben Adams December 15, 2014 / 6:43 pm

      Hugh, thanks for this great lead. I will certainly follow it up! Merry Christmas to you too.

  3. kritsayvonne December 16, 2014 / 10:25 pm

    As usual I’m laughing at you, in the best possible way. So, I’m hooked and have your book on my ‘want to read list’. Enjoy your Christmas x

  4. ajaybpai January 18, 2015 / 4:23 pm

    Hey Ben ! enjoyed the way u have written. Somewhere deep down ur heart lay a kid. That was the feeling which i got after reading. All the best.

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